"I thought he was a pretty good looking fella when he had hair, but oh my goodness, did that bring out all his bad features or what?" - Don Nelson after Dirk Nowitzki had a hair cut

 
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31  -  Darko Milicic - PF/C, 7'0, 275
Free agent - Last played with Boston (2012)
       Date of birth: 06/20/1985
       Country: Serbia
     Drafted (NBA): 2nd pick, 2003
     Out of: Hemofarm Vrsac (Serbia)
  NBA Experience: 9 years
  Hand: Left
 Agent: Marc Cornstein (Pinnacle Management)

Notoriously notorious, Darko Milicic is notorious for being drafted higher than players considerably better than him, then "rested" (I don't know why I've used quotation marks, as that's not a quote) for almost three years, and then traded for almost nothing. In fact, let's focus on that first. This the sequence of events that occured:

- Detroit drafts Darko Milicic.

- Detroit sits Darko Milicic for two and a half years.

- Detroit trades an expiring contract (Elden Campbell) and a future first rounder (used on Joel Freeland) to Utah for Carlos Arroyo.

- Detroit trades Carlos Arroyo and Darko Milicic to Orlando for an expiring contract (Kelvin Cato) and a future first rounder.

Whoops.

(In fairness, that later first was used to draft Rodney Stuckey. But the bigger point here is the dramatic lack of value attained from a number 2 pick in a powerhouse draft. Whoops.)

Despite his former status as the Human Victory Cigar (so called because he only came out when the game was all but over), Darko does have some skills, and always did. He can pass, he can post up, and he can look really pissed off all the time. He's also a good shotblocker, and a very effective post defender when he applies himself to the task and is motivated. Unfortunately, that's not every night.

Darko is not, and probably never will be, a great face-the-basket player. Chad Ford said he would be, but he never was; his jumpshot is mediocre, and his skillset is designed for interior play on both ends. Even then, his touch is unrefined, his moves not fluid, his jumpshot inaccurate, his free throws pretty shocking. He's also a pretty poor defensive rebounder, although that could just be an effort thing. Nonetheless, Milicic can contribute on both ends, between his shotblocking/interior defense and his Webber-like passing skills. (The previous overexaggeration is not mine.)

For some reason, lots of people dislike Darko. I've never figured out why this is. It probably has something to do with the underachievingness thing; however, if you hate Darko too, search the internet for the piece of footage in which Dikembe Mutombo tries to give Darko a stare down, and Darko burns him into the ground with merely his eyes (and his awesome combover that he had at the time). I can almost guarantee you will like him after this. It's fantastic, and an overlooked part of the multi-faceted Milicic legacy.


- 24th October, 2010.





From blog:


   How much centres get paid
2010-10-04

- Minnesota: Darko Milicic (4 years, $19,999,500), Nikola Pekovic (3 years, $12.96 million), Kosta Koufos (rookie scale)

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   Creative Financing in the NBA, 2010
2010-08-12

[B]ecause it's fun, here's a list of players who were renounced by teams with cap space this offseason.

Minnesota - Latrell Sprewell, Darko Milicic, Damien Wilkins, Kirk Snyder, Michael Doleac, Oleksiy Pecherov, Sasha Pavlovic, Brian Cardinal, Sam Jacobsen, Nathan Jawai, Oliver Miller, Sam Mitchell, Andrae Patterson and Bracey Wright.

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   NBA Free Agency Movement, Part 1
2010-07-02

[...] Minnesota then followed this up by agreeing to re-sign Darko Milicic, reportedly to a 4 year $20 million deal with only part of the final year guaranteed. If you could fuse Milicic and Pekovic together, you'd have an awesome two-way centre whose only flaw was defensive rebounding; as it is, you now have a duo of backup bigs who don't figure to co-exist very well.

(Minnesota are also said to be planning to use their final $5.1 million in cap space on Charlotte forward Tyrus Thomas, despite them already having Jefferson, Milicic, Pekovic and Kevin Love. It seems like overkill and a pretty bad idea. However, if Jefferson is traded for backcourt and/or wing players, it makes some sense; Tyrus would give Minnesota the athletic quality that their big man rotation otherwise lacks. These moves, though, all conspire to make the Ryan Hollins signing from last summer look even worse. And it doesn't look good for Greg Stiemsma's chances of making the team.)

The Timberwolves are paying Milicic based on the 25 game sample he played for them last season. Included in those 25 games were 18 starts, and in those 18 starts, Minnesota went 1-17. Now with seven years of NBA experience, Darko has just had the second contract season of his career, and the 4 years and $20 million looks less bad when you consider he's just finishing up a 3 year $21 million deal. Nevertheless, it's a lot of money for a man who hasn't strung together two good seasons in a row in his whole career, and who has played well for about 18 total months of a 7 year span. When he wants to, Darko can play interior defense as well as anyone. But he does about once every three weeks, and does so at the expense of any offense and with sub-par rebounding. What's that worth? $20 million? Not for me it isn't. But a lot depends on the specifics of that guarantee. If it's nearer a 3 year deal than a 4 year one, it will be tolerable.

Assuming he makes it to the end of this contract, Darko will have acquired 11 years of NBA experience. Not even Sean Marks has that many.

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   The Finances Of The Trade Deadline Deals
2010-02-21

The other extremely active team at the deadline was the Knicks, who completed three trades of their own. One of them was the brilliantly pointless Darko Milicic for Brian Cardinal deal; Cardinal has already been waived, and Darko has already said he's going back to Europe once this season is over, which makes the logic behind the deal beautifully pointless (and inevitably, financially motivated; Cardinal's smaller cap number means less tax for the Knicks, and the cash New York gave up makes Milicic cheaper than Cardinal for Minnesota. Or at least the same cost.)

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   An Unnecessarily Exhaustive Guide To The 2010/11 NCAA Tournament, Part 1: Southwestern Region
2011-03-15


In lieu of Andrew Darko, here's Deke and Darko.


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